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[Laughter]
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[Laughter]
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The remainder of the liner for the Navy
can be made penis you know we have
however bad news for the army fans Bob.
Danton the famous army full bank will be
unable to play due to a badly sprained
shoulder
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Black Bobby what a shame
they haven't got a chance without Bob
poor on what Pepe see what he did
against Pennsylvania lastly two
touchdowns in the first quarter
what big - hello the colonel is
heartbroken his protege is out of the
game
ready say Bob tantrum the fullback good
heavens gadelle don't tell me you
actually know Bob didn't know him go on.
Colonel tell the lady how you brought
the boy up through thick and thin
through poverty and strife ho ho shut up
the colonel raised the boy since he was
this high oops a trim like a bother
now he's put him to rest fun Oh terribly
exciting oh I'd be dying to meet Bob.
Denton for years will you introduce us
after the game colonel if you're willing
to wait alive
thousands of beautiful women will be
there ahead of you it may take hours
we'll bring our lunch I've seen women
and children trampled to death because
the door.
[Applause]
Well I'm wait a minute doc say hey run
down stop that chili duck colonize it
I'll be right back
well I do but peanut vendor triangle
boom oh wait a minute listen Oh Bob
dancers coming up your house after the
game is named curious well how about
inviting
[Applause]
It is near the fourth quarter with five
minutes to play the score is maybe
nothing
irony nothing Navy has the ball on.
Army's 30-yard line
it is third down four yards to go
[Applause]
Davee failed convert the score remains
army nothing
Navy six there's just two minutes to
play in the last quarter
[Applause]
That was the neatest play I've seen in
years no we can only kick that goal the
game will be all over.
[Applause]
How the shoulder bud I insert an extra
point means game go on and make
[Applause]
It's not that's sending him in for the
kick that's a pretty tough assignment
[Applause]
Phoenix is drilling
[Applause]
Hey listen lightning when you get a
signal for foreign players through it
don't stand there hooking the followers
if it were Dane have light and do little
neck and without you raise no fuss what
you guys talking about we completed the
past anyway yeah thanks to me
I had the whole Navy team on my tail
before you through it what were you
waiting for boys my dear boy
always remember that never lose your
boys it's a secret of my success oh oh
you were posing for the newsreel ha ha
man's a gent with a well known poise he
walked up to that balls everybody pick a
daisy and Zowie it was all over I never
thought anybody so calm come boy I was
scared stiff
congratulations boys thank you sir
that was a pretty girl lightened took
your time measured your distance and let
it go excellent thank you sir
fine thank you
splendid old man thanks young fella I'm
proud of you boy Wow there there have a
good cry and get it over with
you're a locust who'd even let a
sentimental old man have a little fun
he'll kill it listen the only thing that
makes the whole business worthwhile is
that you get a kick out of it you know
that I don't shit well what's on the
progress several of the ladies in my
party want to meet you very charming too
charming that generally means that in
over forty no thanks
tell me out oh they'll be terribly
disappointed and the heart set on taking
you home for tea Oh girls ah they'll get
over that well it's a dirty trick to
play on me I suppose I'll have to go by
myself now what are you going to do have
a most urgent call to make on a very
lovely and fascinating female now you
can do that tomorrow can't you not a
chance
we go back to the point first thing in
the morning those women you're running
around with are going to give you a lot
of trouble one of these days I'm not.
Little Lily no sir my women understand
me they take one look and know they can
expect nothing and you give it to them I
spoke how with a dash of Devon dressing
gee I got the thrill of my life when you
came on the field today well nobody will
ever know how nervous that was I thought
sure I'd miss oh I knew you'd make it I
was praying for you
why are you hmm something fierce
ha-huh matter you're worried about
something
don't be silly I'm alright
sure is good-looking the sister of yours
she'll be dangerous competition for me
I'm not so sure I want you to meet her
never tell her about us
no fine oh nothing I was just wondering
the only thing I did tell her was that
she might have a brother-in-law someday
hello
and she wrote back that she'd stand by
for further announcements
Bob what is the matter nothing only we
ought to have a serious talk
yes yes I graduate this year chances are
I'll be assigned to Colonel Bonhams post
in Arizona is that so or the Philippines
or someplace like that it looks like we
aren't going to see much of each other
from now on
not see each other well I don't see how
we can accept once in a long while now
wouldn't work out no it wouldn't you
can't go on like this indefinitely and I
thought in fairness to you.
I understand
I'm sorry to spring it on you like this
f no it's kind of sudden but it's got to
be done I wanted to be honest with you
what we've been to each other hasn't met
a thing to you has it Bob well of course
it has him but I thought we had an
understanding between us we weren't
going to account to each other or ask
questions and one of us was ready to
shout quits why that was going to be
better that's right we did agree to that
and you're ready to shout quits all
right Bob
quit fit is.
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[Applause]
ladies and gentlemen cadets and.
Midshipmen I have here the football that
was used throughout the wonderful game
you saw this afternoon it has been
autographed by all of the players on
both teams and tonight I am going to
auction it off to the highest bidder
if the trophy that anybody would be
proud to own the proceeds ought to be
donated to the American Legion to help
the unemployed who'll start the bidding
come on 75 $100 in my kernel bottom
only $100 for this wonderful trophy full
325 remember it has the signatures of
all the players why it's worth 125 just
for Bob Devlin's autograph
125150 200 yeah
25 this place is getting on my nerves
how about going places well I know lots
of them well come on let's Hanuma I've
been to heaven 50275300325350375
400 anymore oh come on remember it's for
the unemployed of course I don't expect
the Navy to do much bidding but how
about you army man $500 $500 any more
bids going $500.
[Applause]
Yeah you are credible thank you very
much very a charming auctioneer thanks
[Music]
I'm sorry I Ewell did you that way but
you see I wanted this ball more than
anything else in the world
Bob Denton is.
[Music]
He's a song protege of mine I suppose
you think I'm a sentimental old fool oh
not at all I think it's very sweet so
you'll forgive me I know but snatching
it right out of your head
I'm sure he can't mean as much to you as
it does to me oh I don't suppose so you
two stop weeping on each other shoulders
for a minute I'll introduce you this is.
Colonel Bonneville Miss Palmer
how do you do I I wish there was some
way in which I could repay you for your
disappointment as a matter of fact there
is you can dance with me
well that will place me even more in
your debt.
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Oh thank you
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You.
[Music]
In case you don't know it gal that last
dance you had with the colonel made five
in a row you don't say
I do think I've been keeping track
what's the McGann did nothing I just
like the way dancers that's all I see
[Music]
He's Hanson Utley say what's going on in
that funny little mind of yours nothing
come clean woman you can't fool me I
know when you're on the warpath think he
likes me likes you
you've got him prancing around like a
freshman on the prom watch your step
there
what for I've been watching my step all
my life what did it get me
at least you find your pride have I
got an awful jolt today I know it did
huh.
[Music]
But don't you worry my pride may be
tottering but it's going to be restored
and by my friend the colonel
the colonel I'm going to prove to
someone that I'm fit to associate with
respectability though don't stub your
toe in the process I won't
[Music]
Indian puppy
oh here's a beauty isn't it.
Empress zinnia glorious isn't it
I'd like a gown that color oh I must
rather see you in when the color of this
hmm guess matches your eyes in spite of
the fact that you suggested coming here
I'm afraid you're bored to death most
are not I'm enjoying every minute of it
well it's a rare treat for me see we
don't have many flowers in Arizona
most of our foliage is sagebrush and
cactus
and crazy hot
[Music]
Are you timing those eggs I'm afraid
they're gonna be a driver too hard
they've been boiling exactly 11 minutes
what well that's the end of your
contribution to the evening meal oh I'm
so sorry
now then out of the kitchen young man
you're no help at all please give me
another chance I couldn't keep my eyes
off you Oh bunk you've no right to be so
beautiful more bunk ghosts at the table
all right
and you be careful in your China you
know this has been the most enjoyable
trip I've ever had to be honest I very
grateful to you you made it very clear I
hate to say this being your last day
will you miss me oh not Arizona think so
far away then why don't you come alone
well now what would I do in Arizona Oh
lots of things
he's very beautiful country and there's
lots of cactus there well that would be
another touch your sister would be crazy
bout
are you inviting her and me both
you see she could live with us if we
were married
why Frank you're proposing to me that's
just what I'm doing Evelyn only the
truth
my train doesn't leave until 2:00
tomorrow we can be married in the
morning now what do you say
you're the commanding officer Frank
won't Bob get a kick though when he
hears about this do you know what I
think I'll do I'll phone him right now
this is Colonel Bonham in miss Palmer's
apartment will you please get me the.
United States Military Academy at West.
Point thank you
oh wait Lee here's this news oh boy.
United States Military Academy was fine
just a moment hello get that Denton
please Colonel Bonham calling I'm sorry.
Colonel cadet Kettner's out on maneuvers
he won't be back till tomorrow night he
is well tell him never mind
I'll wire he's out on maneuvers now
we'll have to get married without
telling him oh isn't that too bad
happy mrs. Bonneville
gimme hella gay I'm Seth
thank you
[Laughter]
Amusing it is is from Bob Denton he's
coming out to Arizona he's been assigned
to my post that's great isn't it he'll
read it it's very funny old ladies home
huh mad young upstart has a surprise in
store for him when he sees you certainly
head Oh baby's home
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[Applause]
[Music]
How do you like it just like a machine
[Music]
They're an excellent body of men I'm
proud of them
I'm proud of you after all you're all
responsible for the swing-u you didn't
realize what a brilliant husband UN
[Music]
Oh yes I did
we kinda member
not so fast you'll spoil me
you're a darling
baby sorry everybody
I've been worried about you we're dizzy
what has it's the most time of it all
over the crowd young lady what do you
mean by dashing up here like a wild
stair we're supposed to maintain a
certain amount of dignity Leon
I think though she's being silly anyway
making these poor soldiers march around
in his nun when they could be out having
a runner you'd make a great officer you
wouldn't have much of an army but there
the men would said let me crazy about
you well that's the idea
oh I see so you did have a good ride my
grand time that's fine Hey.
Oh Blake yes sir how's the new mayor
little jumpy sir well you keep working
here every day she'll quiet down yes sir
and when she's behaving yourself you let
me know
yes I got her from Miss Bonita but don't
tell anyone it's a secret yes
lieutenant Robert Denton West Point
reporting for duty sir bah you old son
of a gun
hello pal where did you drop from we
weren't expecting you until tomorrow
well I flew as far as Wichita good boy
you look great thanks and I'm feeling
twice as good come on in I've got a
great treat water the way American
bachelor finally from Harvard when you
see it I'm as happy as a two-year-old
gee that's swell he's here he's here of
essence here look
my wife bought Evelyn this is the
scoundrel I've been telling you so much
about lieutenant Devon how do you do
lieutenant Lee welcome to Arizona but I
wish you could see your face so you
expected to meet the inmate of an old
lady's home did you
I knew you'd get a shock yes I did
rather
what am I a stepchild will someone
please introduce me why of course Bob
this is Bonnie Evelyn's sister how do
you did I warn you she's dynamite that's
right lieutenant
I'm likely to explode any minute she's
been here only a few days and already
six officers are on the verge of suicide
don't worry not heard about lieutenant.
Danson
that shouldn't brighten him at all oh uh
no no I hear you have rather a masterful
touch with the ladies yeah I should say
he had you should see where he treats
them wife is graceful he he charms until
they frost at the mouth and then he
thrusts him out of his life what a man
have you done that to many women hmm
drove something there should be a law
against it either that or the women
should be given more brains uh-huh
uh-huh our women ought to be given more
brains
well now that you've turned me to shreds
where do I report for duty the adjutant
and headquarters thanks I'll show you
radius you needn't bother I'd have my
car outside miss Bonnie it's alright I
was going that way.
Bonnie perhaps the lieutenant doesn't
want you tagging along hey Bob how about
having dinner with us tonight
well I don't know I please - yes why not
look at it it'll give us a chance to
become better acquainted well as long as
it's unanimous I'd be glad to good
seven o'clock this is Barnum it's been a
pleasure thank you
I found the whole troop and full gallop
charging the other way I call me in the
other room beer hey how about those you
hospitalized Rock a new Wilding dreams
if it rains even our standalone good
that outfit you do it better Hodges
don't except some major and sly triangle
oh we were talking about houses not
pseudo Bob come in here got something I
want to show you don't go hi
the view from the terrace the finest in
Arizona lieutenant and the first place
that you come and have to see I'll be
right back alright it's really a
magnificent view of the valley
particularly by moonlight
what a rotten thing to do why lieutenant
I thought you'd really enjoy saying aye
you know what I mean sorry you don't
approve of my marrying the colonel
perhaps we should have spoken to you
first
well if you had things that have been
different I suppose you'd have rushed to
him with a choice bit of scandal
well it isn't too late you can still do
it go on in there and announce to the
crowd that Colonel bottoms wife was
don't say that think what a dramatic
gesture could be
you're pretty sure of yourself aren't
you you know I can't tell him well I'm
not stopping you it's obvious that he's
in love with you everything he says and
does shows that you see there's no
accounting for taste
I'm mrs. Colonel Bonham now how do you
like that the ideas monopolizing our
guest of honor your sister was showing
me the sights don't you know it's
scandalous to watch a new room with a
married woman besides I thought I was to
be your official guy you are
well then I'm the one to show you the
new moon well as a matter of fact I was
so absorbed in your sister but I merely
glanced at it you come along and get
absorbed in need careful Barney
remember the lieutenant's reputation oh
I love dangerous men besides I can
always scream for help
wait a minute let me hear you scream is
that the best you can do I'm afraid so
but sometimes you lose your voice
entirely uh-huh come on let's go now at
the place of interest are as follows on
the right we have a barrack on your
immediate left is a little girl who has
a weakness for returning where's Bob
captured by Bonnie Oh
how do you like him he's a great boy
isn't he charming I'm mighty glad he's
here it'll make things more interesting
for you
undoubtedly
still love me hmm
more every day
hey funny face who told you you can come
around watch it's work nobody that I
couldn't well from now on you're barred
I don't want you seeing me at my worst
and when I'm in command I'm terrible why
I got you a grin
you look so ferocious you like that it I
love it
it makes you look so very important then
what a voice you've got it's so naughty
frightening me yeah scares me sometimes
hope you don't use that voice on me
after we're married married who said
anything about marriage
didn't you know why I had it all figured
out right from the beginning the moment
I saw you I said to myself.
Bonnie old Gail make that handsome I see
and I wouldn't ever work to say what no
not a cleric you know what I said the
first time I saw you
fuck I said Bob old boy when better
officers are made finito maker Oh
[Laughter]
NIC's Bonita where otherwise were please
call him right now
I'll make the tea myself that sounds
like a customer proceed how much
good afternoon mrs. Vaughn I had to
campaign with your cookies before you
come in I'm gonna make the tea cigarette.
Thanks you unbelievers and seeing a
great deal of each other haven't you yes
he's a great girl
let's got to stop mom what's got to stop
you're saying Barney why because she's
falling in love with you oh what's the
matter with that
that's I'm falling in love with her you
in love who don't make me laugh all
you're interested in is another Scout to
add to your famous collection I thought
you bought those chairs oh gosh I forgot
the cookie
are you too entertaining each other
your sister is always entertaining Anna
maybe Evelyn he's been warmed up and
I'll be right back
what's the idea Alan you object to me
because of what happened between us
no what thing I have no idea of letting
my sister make the same mistake I made
I'm warning you Bob well you're a great
help so I ask you to arrange a change
yes I got Oliver yeah it's tricky
good great cookies I just love it
oh I'm overjoyed because you're such an
expert lieutenant I'm packing bails and
bales of them along to the picnic
what take Nick haven't you heard we're
going to another 50 tomorrow night
nobody invited me yeah you're invited
right now so arm scrapers won't be able
to go Bonnie oh yeah
well the colonel isn't sure he can get
away all oh that's all right
you take me won't you Bob perhaps the
lieutenant has other plans I know I'd be
very glad to take
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I don't understand it
everyone's never interfered with me
before where'd she say tell me a yarn
about you and some girl you were mixed
up with in New York some friend of hers
hello
she said you treated her terribly you
believed her of course I can I couldn't
believe you'd be rotten to anybody you
went where he may be from another girl's
point of view what do you mean she
wanted me to marry her yes I know
everyone told me she feels you should
have why I didn't love the girl you
wouldn't expect me to marry someone I
didn't love would you King I'm glad you
did
well bunny you're a peach and I love you
you believe that don't you
nobody it'll work for your sister we
could be married right away
[Music]
Bomb let's do it anyway we don't have to
tell her about it
mom we don't have to tell anyone - we
want her over well I'm sure if I talk to
her
honey that's an idea and I can get Ralph
Taylor to take us down to Mexico and his
plane
you keep quiet Oh mr. Markuson
tomorrow's a million years away
[Music]
Well is everything okay thanks a lot Rob
don't mention it I always did want to
see how it was done you know all I need
now is a girl but remember not a peep to
anybody about this for me no speak in.
English your mum's a word in anyway.
Thanks
so come on good luck to you
you
all right Jack I'll beat it back to the
polls and see the quartermaster
I'll have that new radio outfit set up
the minute it arise so long boy Bob so
long back.
Oh Bobby hey what happened opening for
kamikaze antibodies sure but what happen
they threw me out hey stop
think of that why because me okay okay
wait a minute listen speak English
geez man yeah because because I'd like
me hey what's the idea
oh you will with you you could any mean
to rock could you well I'm going as far
as opposed I'll take you there but after
that you'll have to take care of
yourself a desert thanks to you all
right
say you're live oh no I know how one
kinky whole week well if that's all it
certainly stays with you a long time I'm
complete album me we can Tina those men
taught me bad names and screw me Ithaca
or but I fooled them
yeah I still need not look babies would
make me throw me out what enough better
take it easy that stuff will show you oh
no not me I'd be teasing out the baby
oh maybe you like you no thanks Oh meme
mackerel oh you better save it the way
you go at if there's just about one rank
left for you baby
I told you I don't want it I'll continue
be very angry do not dress and behave
yourself or I'll throw you out you know
are you
hello Evelyn is that weird leaf
drive on water
now look at the mess you've got me into
get out Oh can't you two be food I'll
get in the back hand behave yourself now
or I'll throw you out on your neck
all right get out
oh no I want to go come on get out No
just take this wild get out of here will
you no no come on get out
paperweight or anything get rid of
[Applause]
You.
Evelyn I want to explain EE listen I
know it looks bad but the girl was dry
I'm not interested in your explanation
well I know what you take Annie
that's bad enough but for heaven's sakes
don't hold this against me I gave the
girl a lift and she got sloppy on me you
expect me to believe that that's a truth
oh don't make me laugh
that woman's just about your class
what's going on here the oldest
drumstick we're trying to get her leave
sir what does she want
I love my bad B she wants a what I think
she said baby sir baby well who's got
our baby I think she means the tongue.
Denton sir lieutenant Denton yes sir he
brought her here she was standing up
loboc his card dancing he asked us to
get rid of her sir was he drunk mother.
Oh sir I wasn't here
find lieutenant Denton and have another
report to my office at once okay I think
I just saw lieutenant going into your
house again alright nevermind come on up
Bob this is a finish you've got to stay
away from my sister do you hear
I don't see why because I don't have it
that's why you're taking a very
ridiculous attitude because I'm trying
to protect my own sister Oh your sister
doesn't need protection she got with you
around
I'm sorry you're acting this way but
there's nothing you can do about it
Ellen Evelyn isn't there Frank thank hi
Ellen what is it what what is happening
now you must tell
what have you got to say for yourself
nothing sir
what's the matter I'll expect your
resignation from the service in the
morning please tell me what happened Bob
why don't you say something
the content to see yourself show me
my resignation sir will there be any
objection to my leaving the post
immediately I don't think so
I guess sir you want me turtle no tenant.
Denton is resigning from the service
Simon yes he wants to leave the post at
once send this to Washington immediately
with my recommendation that it be
accepted without delay
what's the idea Bob just cut that up
that's all thought I might try some
other business what are you going to do
well I don't know sell soap maybe
anything else colonel nothing else so
long captain good luck Bob I'm mighty
sorry see you go Thanks
the Army is losing a fine officer
colonel yes
no you're setting this way Barney you've
got to forget him
you must there you've got to pull
yourself together really won't help.
Develin I want to know just what
happened last night now we've gone over
all that there I told you all about it
but I want the truth well I know Bob
didn't make love to you you can't make
me believe it
I warned you against him a long time ago
what happened devil and what really
happened now listen to me I've always
taken good care of your head and died
yes all I'm thinking about is your
happiness you know that don't you then
give up Bob Denton forget him and
someday you will be glad that you did
everyone Bob and I are married
married yes we knew you'd object so we
kept it a secret
oh you shouldn't have done it Barney you
had no right to do it without telling me
oh I couldn't damn you'd only have made
a fuss about it
I was afraid of losing it he means that
much to you what I want to live without
him ever nothing means anything without
long oh don't you understand I had no
idea you meant that much to you
[Applause]
Come in
mrs. Barnum said Frank had Bob handed in
his resignation yet yes it's being
mailed to Washington don't let it go why
not I've been thinking a great deal
about last night he was drunk he didn't
know what he was doing I'm sorry but
that's no excuse my dear the Army is no
place Lauren Frank Bob and Bonnie are
married what I just found it out they've
been married for a month do you mean to
tell me that he was married to your own
sister when he came into your room last
night yes and you want me to recall his
resignation are you man I'm thinking of.
Bonnie she'll be heartbroken
she's lucky to be rid of him we'd start
divorce proceedings immediately no Frank
know what's got into you anyway Evelyn
are you willing to condone the thing he
did Frank Bob with innocent last night
what do you mean but with all my fault
I deliberately compromised him you what
I didn't want Barney to fall in love
with him.
I don't understand oh I was afraid he
wouldn't make her happy I've heard so
many stories about him I asked him not
to see her but he refused I pleaded miss.
Barney but she wouldn't listen
oh I was desperate Frank I thought if I
could put him in a bad light that's a
crazy story Evan do you mean I mean that
I don't believe you it's quite obvious
what you're trying to do you just found
out that he was your sister's husband
and you're trying to save his neck
mighty fine of you Evelyn but it won't
work Kaleem oh sorry that's all I can
what isn't lieutenant Evans resignation
sir I have the letter all ready for your
signature thank you
the male leaves in about a half hours
I'll attend to it right away yes Frank
don't sign it when I told you about last
night is the truth it's ridiculous you
and enough reason to do anything so
drastic oh yes I had why you don't know
anything about the boy except what I
don't that's not so I know a lot about
him I knew the girl in New York who was
it sweetheart for two years you never
told me that he was rotten to her she
was madly in love with him expected him
to marry her all her friends no bite but
he let her down one day cruelly told her
out of a clear sky and no idea of ever
marrying her the girl was heartbroken I
was afraid he'd do the same thing to.
Barney I wanted to protect him
your attitude is childish just because
of some common girl that he ran around
with don't you understand what happened
trying to tell you I was that no you.
I'm going to tell you the whole story
it isn't a pretty one they're going to
hate me when I'm through but if we never
see each other again I want you to know
one thing I love you and I always will
oh you've just got to tell me what
happened last night there's nothing to
tell buddy I have a right to know you
just can't go look like this and leave
me I know you're hiding something oh you
don't think anybody can get me to
believe that story do you
why not because it isn't true what
cannot be let you leave I'm going with
you you can't do that bunny bomb you
want me to don't you
it's court but your sister will have
something to say about that
why won't listen to her